My alternate title was “Well I’ll be damned!”.
A little prerequisite reading to understand my post:
I was kept awake all night last night with a severely painful toothache. I would not wish this kind of pain upon my worst of enemies. My teeth usually hurt most of the time, considering the fact that I have a wonderful genetic trait that results in a disease called AI, or lose all the enamel off your teeth really fast syndrome. I have crowns on my 24 remaining teeth, and I have had two abscesses and 6 root canals over the past four years.
I am assuming this is my third abscess.
Long, long, frustrating story cut very short: My dentist was out of the office today, and the pain was (is) driving me insane. I called him at home, he phoned in prescriptions for Etodolac, Hydrocodone, and Amoxil. Good stuff, it makes you real drowsy, dopey, and unsafe around heavy machinery. My body felt great, but the tooth pain persisted.
Grandma tells me her maw to make her put fresh cloves in thier cheeks to ease the pain. Being all doped up on painkillers, I figured, “Hey, what could it hurt?”.
Having no fresh cloves handy, and being in possession of a jar of “Ground Fancy Cloves”, I decided to make up a little salve with water and clove dust. Tastes like rotten assholes soaked in gasoline (don’t ask, its a longer, less coherent post;) ), but it actually works! The tooth (teeth, now, it’s getting worse) still throbs, but the pain has been lessened greatly.
I just thought I’d share this completely mundane and pointless information while I wait for the Etodolac stuff to kick in and (hopefully) put me to sleep.
I just need to figure out how to make a few ounces of this stuff to take to work tomorrow…
[sub]I previewed, but if there are any typos, I’m blaming it on the drugs[/sub]