The time: About 5:00am earlier today
The scene: Me lying in bed trying (rather unsuccessfully) to go to sleep. I finally give up and turn the TV on, watching the early morning news.
After about 20 minutes into the newscast, they put the big “breaking news” banner up, with the special breaking news music. What happened? Did California just break off and start floating in the ocean? Did a train run into a bus? Was someone going two MPH over the speed limit?
Nope. The terror alert level was expected to be lowered to yellow. It wasn’t actually lowered at the time, just expected. Big fucking deal. Wasn’t that the exact same thing you announced last night? Hell, didn’t you announce it before in the same newscast, but without the “breaking news” banner? Why does it diserve the banner the second time, but not the first?
Why stop there? I can see numerous other ways for you to get use out of your breaking news banner:
Breaking news: Bill Clinton no longer president
Breaking news: Man travels to the moon
Breaking news: Earth no longer burning hot ball, experts expect it to be able to support life
Breaking news: Universe created
Really, what’s the point of the breaking news banner if you’re just going to insert it wherever you feel like putting it?