… and I don’t think I’ve ever had that particular part of my anatomy fall asleep before.
You know how when your leg or arm falls asleep, and it starts to wake up it gets all tingly, and you have to resist the urge to use it because every movement causes the tinglyness to get worse, but you almost can’t help but try?
Well, I was standing here trying desparately not to gyrate in my best Elvis impression while I was trying to decide whether or not it tickled or hurt.
Just wait until you’re obliged to pee through it when it’s asleep.
It’s sort of like holding it for some strange bloke, which is a little unsettling.
Hmmm. Now there’s a mental picture I’ll just as soon pass on.
I’ll help you move, fix your car, and do tons of other stuff, but the fate of your Johnson is in your hands alone, Sahib.
Now, that’s just unsociable.
And why settle for a mental picture when there’s full motion video of folks lending a helping hand available?
(650k Windows Media Player file – not terribly explicit.)
I didn’t think that could happen! Weird. But then again, you’re a weird fellow, aren’tcha?
(And you know I’d help you out if I lived slightly closer. ;))
I thankx for the video…made me laugh a good one 