It is not a prostrate, darling.

Bummer.

Some friends had their prostates removed, and it totally wrecked em.

Are you casting nasturtiums at my prostate and its work ethic?

Wrecked’em? Damn near killed’em!

You did that deliberately, didn’t you? To torment those of us who can’t take that lying down. Must I lay a smackdown on you for it?

You lie!

That’s the month after Yoon, right?

Time to put the breaks on this thread.

Voila! Said the musician as he showed off his new viola.

The suicidal patient was treated with antidepressants, ECT, etc.

The effect of the drugs was to affect his affect.

I can’t come up with a remotely coherent sentence that uses effect as a noun, effect as a verb, affect as a noun, and affect as a verb. Can you?

Ha ha!

Tarzan no like tantor trampers.

Apparently the jokes were a little too possessive of this thread, and so are you of the OP. So take that! :smiley:

You fucknut*. The War of Southern Stupidity got started over a couple of states taking it way too far, trying to break up the whole American party. The North did most of the kickassery against the British, thus giving the South its independent existence. Then y’all wanted to secede from that. You wanted your grits, and to eat them too, and still have the North foot the bill. I’ve lived down South, and I know these things. :stuck_out_tongue:

Tripler

  • Note: It’s the Pit, and I gotta fling in some language. The opinions stated in this post are not entirely based on fact.

Look at post 29.

As Doris Day sang Cape sarong sarong whatever will be will be.

Don’t forget the Hill of Calgary, where the Son of God was crucified right after the big Rodeo back in 0033. And all the Calgary Cemeteries around the globe.

Sonofabitch!

I opened this from my Subscriptions page under ‘User CP’. I hope it’s completely apparent I was f*cking around.

Tripler
Stinkin’ mod-switcheroo and me not payin’ attention. :mad:

The effect of his affect was to affect negatively his ability to effect change in others.

:smiley:

I thought calling someone a prostrater was against the rules.

This reminds me of a funny from when I was taking a class in grad school. We all had to give a little talk about a non-profit organization, followed by Q&A. Well, one student talked about a public health organization focused on getting African-American men to be screened for prostate cancer. During the Q&A, in all seriousness, one of the male students asked “Why are they only focused on men?” There was a silence. Then an embarassed “Oh.”

I made sure the MPSIMS mods are aware of the situation. I wouldn’t worry about it.

Gfactor
Pit Moderator

That song was called a sari sarong number.