It is not a prostrate, darling.

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

No no no no no. Prostate. Prostate. Prostate.
Prostate.
Please repeat: The kindly gentleman was found lying prostrate on the sofa awaiting his beloved prostate exam.

Now let’s try this one: The man was distraught when he heard that his beloved heroine overdosed on heroin.

I don’t know if this is “rant-y” enough, but I think that the fact that I was once again rendered completely apoplectic by this stupidstupidstupidfucking mistake would suffice for me putting this here.

Thanks for your time.

Love,
Kneepants.

#2

I’m for state’s rights on most topics. Does that make me pro-state?

Tripler
I’ll recline for my answer, thanks.

#3

You’re prone to saying these sorts of things, aren’t you?

#4

How does probate fit into this ?

#5

Ask NAMBLA.

#6

Next we discuss
Minnie, apple us

#7

Nun of this makes any cents.

#8

i don’t even have a prostate, but i know the difference between having a prostate and laying down.

#9

I do have a laid-back attitude on many positions.

Tripler
Oh, let the vagueties begin.

#10

Also, the plural of “test” is not “testes.” Really.

#11

To a West Virginian, a fibula is a small lie.

#12

I once waded into a barfight, got wounded in the fracas.

#13

Huh? But that’s where I live! Would you like to see a map? :mad:

#14

Or, as I heard it, “She was shot in the fracas, and the bullet is in her yet.”

#15

Used to write my own material for my radio show and one line I came up with was this:

“Women without prostates. On the next Oprah.”

Well it was funny back then (the mid - 80’s).! :slight_smile:

Man! we REALLY “pushed the envelope” in those days (Saturday Night Live was a huge influence on all of us in radio in those days!)

Quasi

#16

Guuuuuuuuuuyyyyys. Your making to many joke’s! This was supposed too be a serious rant? I am about too loose my temper.

#17

Oh, shit!

I’m in the PIT!!!

Gettin’ out right now Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist!

So don’t lose your temper! :slight_smile:

Quasi

#18

You say that, fucking Yankee, but the Confederacy fought for Whirled Peas.

I’d post the recipe, but it was lost when Sherman burnt Atlanta.

#19

Isn’t the prostrate gland another name for the appendix, because it just sits there and does nothing?

#20

Having had mine removed — during which time I was not only prostrate, but am told I was pretty much standing on my head — I can assure you that there is a decided difference between having one and not having one.