No no no no no. Prostate. Prostate. Prostate.
Please repeat: The kindly gentleman was found lying prostrate on the sofa awaiting his beloved prostate exam.
Now let’s try this one: The man was distraught when he heard that his beloved heroine overdosed on heroin.
I don’t know if this is “rant-y” enough, but I think that the fact that I was once again rendered completely apoplectic by this stupidstupidstupidfucking mistake would suffice for me putting this here.
Thanks for your time.