In the sewer division in Detroit we had a guy in charge of the Connors avenue sewer system. He was referred to as the Connors Sewer connoisseur.
We once named a firewall Styx.
Part of my job involves a process called “benchmarking” (range-finding, basically.). The program we view the documents on calls itself BM Viewer. Jokes abound when people get overwhelmed by the ocasion strings of crappy responses 