In the drunk tank
Already? It’s not even noon!
Why ‘day’ and not ‘babe’?
(Perhaps I’m not awake enough to catch the game.)
Always heard it as “day.” Maybe I should go back to bed. Move along, nothing to see here. Cleanup on Aisle 5!
I was wondering how the cops let you keep your laptop / smartphone so you could post from your inglorious new found home-away-from-home.
*Away with your pills, it’ll cure all ills
Be ye pagan, Christian, or Jew
So take off your coat and grease your throat
With a bucket of the mountain dew.*