It's a floor wax--It's a dessert topping

Well, this is close:

It just sounds ideal for all my furniture polishing emergencies!

“It’s delicious!”

“And just look at that shine!”

Pretty sure the contents of a Gatorade bottle have never even been near a tree!

It’s got what lamps crave.

Does an excellent job of polishing up your gator, too.

Electro-lytes?

New Shimmer? Video