Only a virgin can send flowers to a penis. Everyone else is already deflowered.
I have never seen so many horrible penis jokes in one place.
It’s hard, I’m telling you.
After it’s done, it’s a limp noodle.
“May I suggest the Viagra Alfredo, Sir?”
We can rebuilt him, we have the technology, faster, better, stronger. The six million dollar penis.
(plus you could do that neat na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na thing as you entered, I’m sure that would impress the chick alot, ;))
Ok, if a man gets a bionic forskin, what would be the female equivalent?
The Bionic Vagina?
I shudder to think about about it.
You forgot to close your [penile] tag.
I hate when that happens.
Shhhhhh!!! He’ll hear you!
Isn’t it always? 
A day without penises is like a day without sunshine.
–The National Penis Board
I should have called dibs on the bionic man reference in the other penis thread.
Damn, Munch stole my JDT reference. And now, since every possible pee-pee joke has been made, I am left feeling comically impotent.
Nope, the ceiling.
I wonder what JDT would say about this if he were still with us.
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For those that want their manhood on the mantle, you can have a copy made here.
And for those that like to play with yours, here is a game to try.
Can’t help wondering what Mr. Garrison would have to say about this.
In case you are interested JDT’s web site just came back up. He has vBulletin now. uncontrolled.com
Imagine a cheerleading squad
2, 4, 6, 8, What do we appreciate?
Short or long, fat or the leanest,
A healthy happy PENIS!
3, 5, 7, 9, Isn’t it about that time?
To say showered or not the cleanest,
We love a healthy happy PENIS!