I was in Arizona a short time back and whilst browsing through a pawn shop, I found a digital caliper set that is normally $200 for $20. So, even though I didn’t need it, I bought it because it was such a great deal.
Then I tried to take it through the airport. It was close, and I almost saw my $200 calipers being taken home by a smirking security person.
They stopped my bag in the X-Ray, and I could tell - could see - that they were looking at it. There was a man and a woman.
Man: “What the hell is that?”
Woman: (squinting) “Hey - ma’am - do you have a set of calipers in your bag?”
Me: “Yes. Yes I do. I’m an engineer and I use them for measuring. (I do use them all the time, but wasn’t then…)”
So my bag is removed and opened. They take out the case and the calipers.
Man: (obviously impressed by them, and you can almost see the drool) “That’s a tool. You’re not allowed to fly with tools. I’m going to have to keep that.”
Woman: “No they’re not. My husband uses these. All they do is measure things like a ruler.”
Man: “No, it’s a tool.” and then he takes my calipers and starts to walk off with them.
Woman: “No, it’s not. Is a ruler a tool?”
Man: “It looks like a tool.”
Woman: “Well it’s not. It’s not on the list and we let people through all the time. Give them back.”
Man: (walks back with the calipers, then looks at me) “Prove you’re an engineer.”
Woman: “Oh come on. Give them back. They’re approved.”
Me: (fishes PE license card out of my handbag) “Here. Licensed in two States.”
Man: (takes card, looks at it like I handed him a “Federal Breast Inspectors” card or something, then hands it and the calipers back to me and walks off, clearly pissed)
Me: (to woman) “Thank you so much!”
Woman: “Not a problem. I knew what they were when I saw them. If you’d come last hour you would have lost them. Have a nice flight.”
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Holy crap. That’s all I could say to myself the rest of the travelling day. Just…holy crap. I have never in my life seen security people argue with each other like that, and I have no idea why this woman went to bat for me over this against her co-worker, but there you have it. I still can’t believe it. But I have the calipers right here. And my mouse is 2.973(3) inches wide.