Freddy the Pig wins!:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14919168&postcount=42
How awesome that one of Yakuza’s final threads was opening one about himself in the BBQ Pit. What a nice treat.
Yakuza, if you’re reading this, please grow up and learn to type correctly. You sound like an idiot with all of the text-speak.
Did he win a year’s supply of Rice-a-roni?
You know what’s a shame? The way you mess around with your man. It’s a shame the way you hurt me. Why do you use me? Try to confuse me? How can you stand to be so cruel? You’re like a child at play on a sunny day. You play with love and then you throw it away.
Me too. In fact, I’m stealing it.
And get a real job. And find a real place to live. And stop having sex with prostitutes. And don’t waste so much time playing video games. And stop believing in bizarre conspiracy theories. And stop blaming us for your problems. And stop…
Actually, I think that’s everything he ever posted.
You know I was always wondering exactly what his position on the Illuminati was. Did he ever go into details or was it just that one-off remark?
I bet you 20 bucks the only reason he even knows about the Illuminati is from the video game Deus Ex and the sequels.
I think his last one was over in IMHO or MPSIMS, wherein he was saying god blessed him by allowing him to sleep in somebody’s doorway or some such. Apparently his god is all up in here with voluntary freeloading leeches who expect society to prop them up at every turn. The lord helps them, etc.
It’s even better than that. This OP was his final post!
He didn’t sound like an idiot, he was an idiot. The txt-speak just made it obvious at a glance.
I’m gonna miss him. Yakuza, we hardly knew ya!
You’ll get another chance.
[hijack]P.S. What’s Augusta like? I have a webcam interview on Monday for a job there.[/hijack]
damnit…if this were last comic standing, he’d still be here. the best way to combat trolling is just laugh at it.
Since the OP has been banned, I’m closing this.