Special Friends get Special Names Zogsteroni. It’s just My Way.
Oh and Cosmo, I DO have a single brother. A single brother and a pair of sisters actually. We’re all married though. Not like we’re Moonies and all got married at one time in a huge service. It was individual marriages. But we’re all joined to a spousal unit.
Awwww. 
That makes me feel all warm and good inside.
You should read your kid “Cat in the Hat.” He’ll think twice about trying to poke THAT cat’s eyes out.