Tips for the Dallas Area…Hmm…
A few things
It helps to think of Dallas city government and the school board as proffesional wrasslin…as long as you pretend its not real and its just staged for your entertainment your ok. As long as you don’t have kids in the Dallas school district.
The Dallas Cowboys arent actually in Dallas…yet…but they do go there to comit crimes.
There is a section of town called Deep Ellum. Deep Ellum started as a racial slur…the street name is Elm, and it was a predominately black neighborhood, so people pronounced it ellum…anyway…Some guy started a theater/art gallary there, cuz it was cheap, then figured out that he could rent it out to the punk rockers and make more money, so Deep Ellum became the punk center of the universe, and then it became trendy, and now its…well…trendy and artsy.
Grand Prairie is pretty much a seperate third world country.
The crime rate in dallas is the highest in the country. Mainly because the city government is run like the WWF.
Fort Worth and dallas have a rivalry that dates back to the old west days. Settlers heading for fort worth would be told in Dallas that they would get scalped by indians if they went to fort worth. So fort worth would send guides to the outskirts of dallas and meet settlers on the way in and escort them around dallas to fort worth. A dallas newspaper writer said that he went to fort worth and found a panther sleeping in the middle of main street. Fort Worth still has the panther on the police badges.
I live in Fort Worth, so I’m biased…Honest, but biased.
Arlington sits between fort worth and dallas. Arlington doesnt have any poor people in it…just ask the city council who wont approve public transport because they say it will attract poor people. The Texas Rangers are in Arlington…as is six flags…
There are a plethora of Frys Electronics in Dallas
Live music is big in dallas, but it doesnt pay anything if your a musician.
there are no IT jobs in Dallas. I’ve been looking for work for over a year.
Dallas has a commuter train that I hear is pretty cool and it goes all the way to fort worth. I plan to ride it if I am ever employed again.
I will never be employeed again.
The predominant motorcycle club in Dallas is the scorpians.
Jack Rubys old club, the long horn ballroom stills stand. they have motorcycle swap meets there.
Dallas Fort Worth Airport is not really in Dallas or Fort Worth…although legally it is some how.
Dfw Dopers are really cool…except for me cuz I mostly just sulk a lot these days and gripe about republicans.