It's been over a month since my wife died. Too soon to start dating?

What a hoot.

Trying to shag a 45 old skirt at 63? So much for enlightening/spiritual relationships which encompassed the past. Here’s the future you are pursuing Drop. After an endless parade of rejections, you’re gonna spend your final days sulking in a cave, naked and alone, masturbating to Hobbit porn.

If you are trying to shag a 45 old skirt at 63, get ready to be taken for a ride, pal. You’re her rent check. (And here you thought it was your muscular build). I got a laundry list of acquaintances who skated down that road and none came out the better. I have a longer list of the grrrrls who took 'em for a ride.

If your “plan” is to have something endearing Drop, I pity you. Better to sell everything you own, buy a kayak and paddle to Tahiti. You just may find, if you’re lucky, what you’re looking for before you get there. And that’s usually how it happens.