It's Curtains for Scientology!

One of the Wanderer’s and one of his girlfriend’s fave things to do is to “cruise” Scientology. Our dates often end with a passby of “Big Blue”, the facility on Hollywood and Vine, etc. It is fun to see all the Scienos running around. Even after a late show at the Arclight Cinema, there is always activity over on L. Ron Tubbard way!

Last night we cruised it and the latest development is that they had put up a bunch of curtains obscuring the view from every room in the org. The whole place is now shut up tight as a drum! Nobody can see in and nobody can see out.

I wonder if that might have anything to do with the Anonymous protests? Nah, couldn’t be. Not at all! After all, the OT’s could just make it all go away! :wink:

You really had my hopes up with that OP title.

You bastard!

I immediately guessed it would be about curtains; too much Bugs Bunny as a kid.

“It’s curtains for you Mugsy ! Curtains !”

“Oh, they’re adorable !”

I believe the correct phrase is “tighter than a clam:smiley:

I must be having an off night to have missed that obvious of a one. Thanks for the assist! :cool:

Ummm…or maybe its due to the weirdos bringing their dates by late at night to peer into their windows. I’d get some curtains too. Also possibly a restraining order.

If only they knew… Sometimes she puts on a blue skirt and a white top and gets out the e-meter. Man, it gets me so hot!

This does not compute. I mean, I recognize the individual words, but the concept, “too much Bugs Bunny” just doesn’t make sense.
Next thing you know you’re going to tell me that cartoons are childish, and I shouldn’t watch them. :smiley:

When I was at Sheridan College taking animation, my homework for History of Animation class was to watch cartoons. Oh, the horror. :smiley:

“Oh my god I’m cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaarring”?

I’m trying to imagine the weirdness of that situation:

Sunspace, you put away that history textbook and that set of math problems, and get to your homework right now, young man!”

Except that the title “It’s Clams for Scientology!” just wont sell papers. As it were. :smiley:

My buddy lived very close to that place, but I never really noticed any Scientology weirdos hanging around it, just a slightly garish building.

Ignore those men behind the curtain…