It's Cyberwar! Dopers - Grab Your Mouse, Choose Your Battle!

In My Humble Opinion
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CYBERWAR!

Bush is now making plans to launch a cyber-war against Iraq, which I guess would make this CyberWarOne (CWI).

They freely admit this will escalate and the internet will be attacked. (I couldn’t make this shit up if I wanted to!)

We need to get ready now.

OK - which Dopers want to plan CWI strategy (what to do in case of SDMB attack - where do we go to get emergency updates & Info?)

Which dopers want to go organize CWI USO shows to entertain the programmers?

We need to find some SDMB ambassadors to represent us in negotiation in CWI talks.

Are there any volunteers to be CyberMedics and help repair the damage to innocent hard drives?

We need CWI correspondents in the field.

We need CWI intelligence officers.

Volunteer now!

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Feh! I’m beelining it to virtual Canada.

Happy

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Damn hippy baud dodgers.

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Iraq has computers to attack?

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      • I will volunteer my reasonably-competent Unreal Tournament skills: M-M-M-M-M-M-MOONSTER-KILL-KILL - KILL - kill - kill - kill!
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