It's duck season!

Ehhhhh, I’m out of Bullwets!
Hey laughing boy, he’s out of bullwets!!

Here, let me see that thing.

Yeh, but the hides ain’t worth nothin, and they taste terrible.

That’s why tanners use lots of chemical… seasonings.

It’s mink stole/charity events/performing arts/Serious Melodramatic Oscar Contending film season!

It’s the Social Season, dahling!

Thanks, ducks!
“Here come the ducks, it’s fall again
Painting the picture on the water.
Swallowing in September’s sun
Running away like summer’s daughter…” from Yazbek’s “Here Come the Ducks”

I thought all of the dam(n) tourists went to Vegas and took bus or helicoptor tours from there.

For shame, Doc! Shootin’ rabbits with an ELEPHANT gun!

Wabbit season!

“Heyyy, you’re no swami, you’re that rabbit!”
“The rabbits are coming hooray hooray!”

No, it’s duck season. When you go for a walk in the woods and the hunters start shooting, you’d better DUCK!