It's Friday, and you want to get drunk, but could you please just do your job?

Apparently not, which is why I had 900 packages come down the kickout shoot this morning. Never mind that it took 2 1/2 hours to get the fuckup that you created under control and everything running 3/4’s smoothly.

One of your jobs is to put the old waves into the computer on Fridays before you leave, so that when the packages are put on the belts and scanned in on Monday the system recognizes them and sends them on their merry way to various and sundry destinations via the magical FedEX trucks.

But you were so hopped up to go over to Gritty’s and get an early start at getting boiled that you CHOSE not to take an extra 10 minutes and do things right.

No, that would be the easy thing to do. Instead you took the asshat way out and left without updating the computer, knowing full well that you wouldn’t be the one who had to deal with it on Monday, 'cause you work 2nd shift.

Asshat.

I know your name, your badge number, your license plate number AND your superviser.

Ass-reaming doesn’t even begin to cover what’s going to happen to you.

Keep us posted…

…but there will be ass-reaming, right?

Well, it was beer.

This wasn’t Rachel Pantyankles from Libertarian’s bank cheque thread, was it?

Oh my, yes. :smiley: :smiley:

Said ass reaming apparently started last night and went on for all of 2nd shift, (about 6 1/2 hours) and the asshat had to come in at 7:15 for more reaming, some of whic hi got to attend.

Apparently, this is far from the first time, this guy has pulled this thing, more like the 29th.

I love people who are anal about keeping precise records.:smiley: :smiley:

The best part was when he tried to deny that he hadn’t done his job and started stammering/babbling that he had in fact entered the old waves into the computer on Friday, but the power outage we had must have wiped out that info.

That might be true, except the power outage happened on THURSDAY.

I don’t know if he was fired, but at the very least he won’t be working in Postal any more and will take a pay cut.

Sometimes there is justice.:wink:

His? sob