Fellow, dammit! Don’t insult an Israeli’s masculinity - he’s liable to go mideastern on your ass.
That’s it. I’ve had it up to here with this crap. I’m changing my username to that of a less feminine-sounding Guy Gavriel Kay character. Just you wait!
Gonna bust out the krav maga?
Couldn’t we just sit down to some conversation over schwarma?
(there’s this little place in Jerusalem, Moshiko’s I think it’s called… damn fine food on the cheap. Althogh, of course, I’m in texas and not eretz yisrael, but you get the idea)