"It's Javert! I'll hide in this Poetry Slam as P. White"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Today in the Boston Globe they report on the capture of Norman A. Porter, who has been hiding in Chicago as a noted poet.

This doesn’t exactly seem to be the way to keep a low profile.

What’s worse, the name he’s been hiding under is “J.J.Jameson”. If I were giving advice on how to duck the law, I’d suggest not using the name of Spiderman’s editor as your cover.
Of course, I’d be wrong. This has apparently been fooling them for twenty years.

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It’s the perfect cover. When was the last time “famous” and “poet” were used in the same sentence?

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A few years after the “entertaining” and “poet” sentence.