It's Jeremy Irons Day (already)!

Hard to believe it’s been a whole year, but here we are, once again sharing the day with the “Talk Like a Pirate” crowd. The only rule: complete sentences (subject, verb). Ok, I’ll start:

Jeremy Irons.

Jeremy’s Iron?

Tacoma Narrows.

Here! Have a nice ball to play with!

Nitpick: “I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.”

Hmmm, we’ve never used places before . . . but why the hell not?

Victoria Falls.

Clive Staples Lewis (now you know why he used C.S. on his books).

Megan Follows

Julia Stiles (I hope homophones are OK)

I knew it was off, but I’m happy enough with the spirit of the quote. :slight_smile:

Tom Waits

Pete Rose.

Ben Folds

Mark Spitz

Alec’s Guinnes?

Sí, jeer my Ron.

Claude Raines

Wesley Snipes, while Leah Pipes.

George Burns

Hayley Mills