Hard to believe it’s been a whole year, but here we are, once again sharing the day with the “Talk Like a Pirate” crowd. The only rule: complete sentences (subject, verb). Ok, I’ll start:
Jeremy Irons.
Jeremy’s Iron?
Tacoma Narrows.
Here! Have a nice ball to play with!
Nitpick: “I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.”
Hmmm, we’ve never used places before . . . but why the hell not?
Victoria Falls.
Clive Staples Lewis (now you know why he used C.S. on his books).
Megan Follows
Julia Stiles (I hope homophones are OK)
I knew it was off, but I’m happy enough with the spirit of the quote. 
Tom Waits
Pete Rose.
Ben Folds
Mark Spitz
Alec’s Guinnes?
Sí, jeer my Ron.
Claude Raines
Wesley Snipes, while Leah Pipes.
George Burns
Hayley Mills