Your the looser.
Bingo. It’s not just a wrong spelling, it’s a different word. I usually have to back up and re-read the sentence.
Frankly, if you really do have this attitude, I wouldn’t want to work for you.
This from the blurb on the cover of the DVD Hideous Kinky given away recently by the (London)* Sunday Times*, and bearing its logo. “… But her selfish determination may actually cause her to loose what she loves most”. Not what you would expect from such a respected newspaper.
‘Where you come from, uh… Where I come from, uh… Where you come from, this song is called “Born To Lose.” But where I come from this song is called “Born Too Loose!”’
[right]-Johnny Thunders[/right]
I would’ve been more into this particular rant had I not encountered the following sign in Bucheon Friday evening:
But are you an English professor?
No, but I work with words and language, and I probably could have been an English prof if not for my “low standards of perfectionism.” Perfectionism is desirable in surgery, marksmanship, and navigation; in most other things, it’s an expression of pettiness and insecurity.
FWIW, I happen to be a phenomenally good speller. My typical mistakes are typos, usually in easy words like “form” (from) or “voer” (over).
Others that cause me to stumble when I’m reading:
rational/rationale
moral/morale
peek/peak/pique (Don’t try to peek my interest, you perv!)
These mistakes don’t really bother me unless they’re in a poem. Then I get cranky.
There are signs all over my neighborhood for one of those “we sell your stuff on eBay” services, like in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. The headline reads, “Find Out If Your Sitting On a Fortune!”
I’ve been whipping out my pen and correcting them as I pass.
As in the job for an ENGLISH professor? I think its perfectly reasonable for a mispelling on the cover sheet application for that job would deep six an applicant’s part in getting it.
I had a Kerry/Edwards campaign sticker in the back window of my car during the 2004 election. The day after the election, I find that someone wrote on my very dirty window (with their finger), directly under the sticker: “LOOSER!”.
You know, if Kerry had been looser, I really think he may have won.
Then there was the comment from his art teacher about his painting style: “Too loose, Lautrec”. The rest is histary.
I love you.
At the very least, you’re my hero for today. 
Was it Lynne Truss who advocated taking a big red marker while out and about, just for the grammatical/spelling crimes one encounters?
It can? It’s totally unambiguous, there’s a clear line (between possessive and contraction), it’s just one difference between just two words unlike they’re/there/their–is it really difficult?
I don’t mean to belittle your accomplishment, but of the language gaffes, this seems like the easiest one to fix, to me.
Why not? I have little formal training in English–two freshman-level classes for college credit, one taken at a high school–and I’ve never submitted a resume or application with a spelling error, and probably very few to no grammar errors (and I’ve submitted a good number of them for various things). I’m not saying I’m infallible; I’ve been known to put the wrong year on the date line and have to scratch it out and make an ugly mess, or put down the wrong ZIP code for my address, or mess up some detail of my previous employer info. But I didn’t go to school for up to 12 years to learn all that.
That sounds like an easy thing to fix between your spell check and searching manually through your document with a list of common typos by your side (which you can easily find through a Google search, or create by yourself based on the typos you know you make a lot). An applicant refusing to spend five minutes doing those simple things says a lot about their desire for the job.
Our local paper ran a feature a few weeks ago about various shop and street signs around town, concentrating on misuse of the apostrophe. My favourite was from a very up-market food shop - “Fresh Farm Egg’s”
I think you’ll find that the plural of typo is typos.
Well…I never said I don’t. I just wouldn’t want to work for someone so petty as to proofread every cover letter before even skimming a single CV. That to me say, “I care about the small stuff more than the big stuff.”
And to the first one to point out the typo in the above post: THIS MEANS YOU!
Anyway, would you expect to be hired as a chemistry professor if you’d forgotten the Ideal Gas Law, which you learned in Chemistry 101?