Woohoo, Max! Congratulations!
How long until we can get Falc to jump out of a cake? 
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I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
Right on Maxie, ya slacker!
500 spanks for you in chat tonight!
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.
Woohoo!!!
<party type=“pity” level=“strong”>man, I’m almost to 2000 and no one has thown ME any parties.</party>
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From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
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Congrats, baby!!! smooch
And Sani? The cake-jumping is for the private party later. 
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“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
I don’t know. MaxTorque is the one that’s caused me to spend too much of my current disposable income on DVD’s. Curse you, Max Torque!
OpalCat, we’ll throw you a party when you reach 2001. Only people that can’t count party for 2000.
Never mind all that stuff.
Where’s the tequila?
I brought cigars.
Dubbed The Skunk of Holes by some putz who’s name I have fortunately forgotten.
Holy snopes, a party! And I didn’t even know! You guys are the best…
Speech? Sure. Ahem…
(I had a song prepared, but it was Black Sabbath’s Crazy Train, so what say we just skip that…)
I’d like to thank Angelina Jolie’s brother, for bravely trying to make boinking one’s sister socially acceptable.
A big thanks to the IRC crowd, ya bunch a wacky sitcom neighbors, ya!
And, of course, thanks to sweetie-Falc, for giving me a reason to join a frequent-flyer program.
Pop the corks, break out the Früvous, and switch on the lava lamps, the party goes on till the cops come by for the third time!
WOOHOO!!! A party!
Did someone say tequilla? Wally, have I told you how much I love you? You are going to share right?
Damn! I though you said you brought tequilla. Well, it’s a good thing I stopped and picked some too, come on over and sit next to me. Lemon or lime?