You’re the one who started flinging ad hominems. I attacked what I reasonably assumed to be your position.
Your essential error, here, was in assuming that elucidator actually posted something relevant to the topic at hand. It’s an easy mistake to make, if you’re not familiar with him. This case was kind of tricky, because what he posted seems so clearly a direct response to the story in the OP, but anyone experienced with reading his contributions here can tell you that it’s likely just a coincidence, much in the same mold as a Shakespearean manuscript typed up by an infinite number of monkeys. I’m fairly certain elucidator has never actually read an OP in his entire time on these boards.
My lips get tired, you know what that’s like!