So Halloween is coming up and I was thinking of being the Incredible Hulk. I mean I have a Lou Ferrigno type body, almost. The real problem is that I am not green. So to pull this off I need to figure out how to make my very pale freckled skin into something with a durable green finish. Make up is one idea but I don’t want to be rubbing green paint all over someone else’s apartment. My next idea is green dye the I would take a bath in, Halloween is on Friday so that give me 2 days to de-green, but I am afraid of being green for a week. So I look to you, the Teeming Millions, to help me turn myself green and back again.