It's now the year 2030. What do you miss from this century's first decade?

What are you nostalgic for?

My hair.

That’s about it. What a rotten decade.

Privacy.

Civil rights.

The Gulf of Mexico

Vuvuzelas

Movie theaters.

Newspapers

Airports without anal cavity searches.

Me. I do not expect to be alive in 2030.

R.I.P., Me. I was a good man, mostly.

Oceanic 815.

Sushi-grade Tuna.

Cheap energy.

Coke Zero.

My youth and prime.

Junk Food

Civil rights. Religious freedom; I expect full-on theocracy by then. Much of the coastline and topsoil.

I’d say “hope”, but I lost that years ago.

Real food. I’m sick of this soylent green, whatever that is.

Net neutrality.

Offshore drilling.

I KEED! I KEED!