YAAAAAAYY!
Oh wait, I don’t give a crap.
Saints preserve us.
I hope this doesn’t mean we will be forced to endure the spectacle of Britney giving birth while strapped to a gurney on a round rotating stage in Madison Square Garden - Live on MTV!
I would only find the news of her being pregnant interesting if the kid came out as some kind of hideous, cyclopic mutant.
But, unfortunately, it won’t. You know how these things go. It’ll be so perfect and beautiful, much better than us mortals.
Britney’s always been a little heavier than the average pop icon. She’s very curvy and has had her ups and downs on the scale. I can’t think of a time when she would have been considered “anorexic.”
And Beyonce’s another great example of a gal who isn’t afraid to show that she’s not ever going to be skinny and she’s damn proud of it (as well she should be).
Normally I stay away from threads like these. But I just had to pop in to ask:
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WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE CARE???*
I have May 8th in the “Britney is photographed by the press smoking a cigarette/drinking alcohol/doing something to harm her unborn child” pool.
I call May 7th!
Seriously though- it makes me a bit sad. It’s selfish, I know; but it seems like a bit of my childhood is gone now. I grew up listening to her music (well, through my teenage years), watching her every move, and using her as a model for my hair (what? The girl had good hair!). Now I have to find a new hair idol and that is so unfair.
The question is: will the kid be ugly or cute? My friend said that it will be ugly because there are two attractive parents. I disagree- Kevin is ugly. Therefore, I conclude that it will be an average looking child (1 ugly parent+ 1 beautiful parent= meh).
I know you’re all wondering, so I’ll just say it: it’s not mine.
Also put me in the “Doesn’t Care” section.
The thing that gets me is how the media treats getting pregnant as some amazing thing that almost never happens, so it’s even more fantastic when it happens to a celebrity. I think the billions of people on this planet are evidence that it’s really not that uncommon an occurance.
i predict that if we actually figured out the months they’ve been married against the month that the baby is born, we’ll find out she was pregnant before she was actually married. :smack:
AND - apparently there will be a reality TV show starring Brit, Kev, and the expanding belly. So I’m opping in to post this quote from the Box Office Prophets site regarding the show:
“Apparently, the concept will be a warm inside look at a trailer trash vixen repeatedly vomiting and getting really fat while her husband is off sleeping with anything that moves just like he did when his last girlfriend was pregnant. Sure, it sounds terrible, but it still beats that Jessica Simpson show.”
My thoughts exactly.
[Austin Powers]
“Whoop-dee-doo, Basil!”
[/Austin Powers]
Wow some of you need to give the girl a break…
Anyway, I hope it goes well and that she brings up a fantastic kid. If others can do it I see no reason as to why she cant. Good luck to her.
As for te see through maternity wear, didnt we get that already on several episodes of SATC?
I really wish I’d started a stupid thread to post the thought I had when I heard she married Federline. Nobody will ever believe me that I saw this coming months ago.
First thought: She’s knocked up.
Second thought: How do we know her husband is straight? A lot of male dancers are gay. This could be a marriage of convenience. Oh, he has kids already? Okay, prolly not. Just a thought.
Third thought: She said how she can’t wait to have kids and they wanna get started on a family right away, on her own website. This has to mean she’s pregnant. In a couple months, she’ll announce the pregancy and a couple months after that, whoops! She’ll give birth. Probably on some reality tv show.
Fourth thought: Oh, well, are there any good movies on HBO tonight?
Disclaimer: I really don’t give a damn what these celebrities do either. Unfortunately, what I read while standing in line at the grocery store sticks in my head. (Brad and Angelina, have you heard? ::gasp of shock and horror:: )
Oh yeah, and if I were Mariah Carey, I’d march right down to wherever Britney is and personally kick her pregnant ass. She could be thinking: “I haven’t put out an album in four or five years, have twice the talent in my little finger as Britney has in her whole freaking body – including the kid – and she has the gall to pick the exact same day to announce her pregancy as when my new album was released?”
Way to steal thunder, Britney. Hopefully, Carey’s new album won’t tank just because her press was overshadowed by The Big News. (But, man, I’d be pissed if I were her. If it tanks, it should be because it sucks and for no other reason. If, indeed, it does suck. I’m no fan of Carey’s and I don’t listen to her music, so I’m not trying to comment on that.)
Not that I care. :rolleyes:
I swear I read that as Kebab…
and it didn’t even surprise me.
Actually, the reality show is only six episodes and has nothing to do with what’s happening now (according to all the Britney sites). It’s actually home video footage of their “courtship”…yeah. I’m a huge fan but I doubt I’ll actually watch it.
[golf clap]
[cue crickets]
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I don’t know why people who are uninterested bothered to come in and wasted precious calories posting in this thread, telling us how uninterested they are.
Are we supposed to be all impressed by this image you’re projecting of someone who is too cool and high-minded to bother with celebrity gossip?
On topic, I think Britney will be a terrible mom. The kid’s best chance is to have a good nanny and workaholic parents.
I thinking we are all missing the point of this news: Her breasts will get huge! … Again!
This is a way for Britney to announce one of the most important aspects of her career. I endorse this decision. Too bad about the baby, though.