It's Official - Impeach Barack Obama

Boyo_Jim · October 17, 2009, 2:58pm

Get back to me when something is proposed in Congress.

TWDuke · October 17, 2009, 7:00pm

Some versions of Basic would return an error message without running the program if it lacked an “End” statement.

Thudlow_Boink · October 17, 2009, 10:00pm

I’m more worried about 10.

E-Sabbath · October 18, 2009, 1:40am

Is that INTERCAL?

williambaskerville · October 18, 2009, 7:03am

Heh…younguns… and from another life …

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. Cobolrulz.

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
Display_Rolleyes.
DISPLAY “rolleyes” WITH NO ADVANCING.
GOTO Display_Rolleyes.
STOP RUN.

snailboy · October 18, 2009, 2:08pm

Since this seems to be a competition…



section .data
rolleyes db ':rolleyes:', 0Ah
rbytes equ rolleyes

section .txt
global _start
_start:
push dword rbytes
push dword hello
push dword 1
mov eax, 4
int 80h
jmp _start

rbroome · October 18, 2009, 2:15pm

snailboy:

Since this seems to be a competition…



section .data
rolleyes db ':rolleyes:', 0Ah
rbytes equ rolleyes

section .txt
global _start
_start:
push dword rbytes
push dword hello
push dword 1
mov eax, 4
int 80h
jmp _start

and the next version in machine language will have an overflow condition that will take over the server and crash the universe. Just a bug though. easy to fix.

Inigo_Montoya · October 18, 2009, 2:57pm

Alright… I just drew a rolleyes in the sand with a stick.

And I was thankful.

Unintentionally_Blank · October 18, 2009, 3:08pm

Amateur!

10 ? “rolleyes”
20 goto 10

Inigo_Montoya · October 18, 2009, 5:54pm

Now you mention it, I think I conflated BASIC and Pascal.
Is there a Gaudere’s law adaptation for this I wonder?

Unintentionally_Blank · October 18, 2009, 5:56pm

I dunno, but we could Godwin it:

10 ? "Nazi "; goto 10

Lobsang · October 18, 2009, 6:04pm

Cob-LOL?

E-Sabbath · October 18, 2009, 7:07pm

No, Lolcode.

Lobsang · October 19, 2009, 1:36am

Oh. My. God. It’s real???
:eek:

E-Sabbath · October 19, 2009, 2:21pm

from goto import comefrom, label
comefrom .repeat
name = true
if name:
print “rolleyes”
label .repeat
print “Goodbye!”

Behold, programming with a Come From statement.
You think lolcode is bad? Wait till you see INTERCAL.

Robot_Arm · October 19, 2009, 2:47pm

That would never compile; you didn’t say “please” enough.

A friend of mine wrote a floating-point library for INTERCAL. He was always a little out there.

Enderw24 · October 19, 2009, 3:17pm

Heh. Youngens…

0011000100110000001000000111001001110101011011100000110100001010001100100011000000100000011100000111001001101001011011100111010000100000001000100111001001101111011011000110110001100101011110010110010101110011001000100000110100001010001100110011000000100000011001110110111101110100011011110010000000110010001100000000110100001010001101000011000000100000011001010110111001100100

Unintentionally_Blank · October 19, 2009, 3:27pm

Dude, you’ve got a typo at 0x2F

E-Sabbath · October 19, 2009, 4:17pm

No, that was Ruby using a Come From statement. I figured it might be best to let people see something ‘familiar’ before bringing out the weirdness.

snailboy · October 19, 2009, 9:59pm



7f 45 4c 46 01 01 01 09 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 03 00 01 00

00 00 00 83 04 08 34 00 00 00 b4 10 00 00 00 00 00 00 34 00 20 00

06 00 28 00 23 00 20 00 06 00 00 00 34 00 00 00 34 80 04 08 34 80

04 08 c0 00 00 00 c0 00 00 00 05 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 03 00 00 00

f4 00 00 00 f4 80 04 08 f4 80 04 08 15 00 00 00 15 00 00 00 04 00

00 00 01 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 80 04 08 00 80 04 08

f3 04 00 00 f3 04 00 00 05 00 00 00 00 10 00 00 01 00 00 00 f4 04

00 00 f4 94 04 08 f4 94 04 08 fc 00 00 00 04 01 00 00 06 00 00 00

00 10 00 00 02 00 00 00 10 05 00 00 10 95 04 08 10 95 04 08 b0 00

00 00 b0 00 00 00 06 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 0c 01 00 00

0c 81 04 08 0c 81 04 08 18 00 00 00 18 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 04 00

00 00 2f 6c 69 62 65 78 65 63 2f 6c 64 2d 65 6c 66 2e 73 6f 2e 31

00 00 00 00 08 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 46 72 65 65 42 53

44 00 6b 35 0c 00 03 00 00 00 09 00 00 00 08 00 00 00 07 00 00 00

04 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 00 00 03 00

00 00 01 00 00 00 05 00 00 00 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00

7f 45 4c 46 01 01 01 09 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 03 00 01 00

00 00 00 83 04 08 34 00 00 00 b4 10 00 00 00 00 00 00 34 00 20 00

06 00 28 00 23 00 20 00 06 00 00 00 34 00 00 00 34 80 04 08 34 80

04 08 c0 00 00 00 c0 00 00 00 05 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 03 00 00 00

f4 00 00 00 f4 80 04 08 f4 80 04 08 15 00 00 00 15 00 00 00 04 00

00 00 01 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 80 04 08 00 80 04 08

f3 04 00 00 f3 04 00 00 05 00 00 00 00 10 00 00 01 00 00 00 f4 04

00 00 f4 94 04 08 f4 94 04 08 fc 00 00 00 04 01 00 00 06 00 00 00

00 10 00 00 02 00 00 00 10 05 00 00 10 95 04 08 10 95 04 08 b0 00

00 00 b0 00 00 00 06 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 0c 01 00 00

0c 81 04 08 0c 81 04 08 18 00 00 00 18 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 04 00

00 00 2f 6c 69 62 65 78 65 63 2f 6c 64 2d 65 6c 66 2e 73 6f 2e 31

00 00 00 00 08 00 00 00 04 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 46 72 65 65 42 53

44 00 6b 35 0c 00 03 00 00 00 09 00 00 00 08 00 00 00 07 00 00 00

04 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 02 00 00 00 03 00

00 00 01 00 00 00 05 00 00 00 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00

04 08 68 00 00 00 00 e9 e0 ff ff ff ff 25 e4 95 04 08 68 08 00 00

00 e9 d0 ff ff ff ff 25 e8 95 04 08 68 10 00 00 00 e9 c0 ff ff ff

ff 25 ec 95 04 08 68 18 00 00 00 e9 b0 ff ff ff 00 00 00 00 55 89

e5 56 53 83 ec 10 83 e4 f0 8b 5d 04 89 d1 8d 74 9d 0c 85 db 89 35

f4 95 04 08 7e 36 8b 45 08 85 c0 74 2f a3 f4 94 04 08 0f b6 10 84

d2 74 23 83 c0 01 eb 0a 0f b6 10 83 c0 01 84 d2 74 14 80 fa 2f 75

f1 a3 f4 94 04 08 0f b6 10 83 c0 01 84 d2 75 ec b8 10 95 04 08 85

c0 74 34 89 0c 24 e8 87 ff ff ff c7 04 24 2c 84 04 08 e8 7b ff ff

ff e8 22 ff ff ff 8d 45 08 89 74 24 08 89 44 24 04 89 1c 24 e8 58

01 00 00 89 04 24 e8 4b ff ff ff e8 26 ff ff ff eb cd 90 90 90 90

90 90 90 90 55 89 e5 83 ec 08 80 3d f0 95 04 08 00 74 0c eb 1c 83

c0 04 a3 fc 94 04 08 ff d2 a1 fc 94 04 08 8b 10 85 d2 75 eb c6 05

f0 95 04 08 01 c9 c3 90 55 89 e5 83 ec 08 a1 d0 95 04 08 85 c0 74

12 b8 00 00 00 00 85 c0 74 09 c7 04 24 d0 95 04 08 ff d0 c9 c3 90

90 90 90 90 90 90 90 90 90 90 90 90 55 89 e5 53 83 ec 04 a1 c0 95

04 08 83 f8 ff 74 12 31 db ff d0 8b 83 bc 95 04 08 83 eb 04 83 f8

Okay, this goes on for a while. I’m not pasting the whole 7.3k file here in hex.



section .data
rolleyes db ':rolleyes:', 0Ah, 0

section .txt
global main
extern printf
main:
push dword rolleyes
call printf
call main
ret 0



[kenshi@bahamut ~/programming]% ./rolleyes
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

...

:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
zsh: segmentation fault (core dumped)  ./rolleyes
[kenshi@bahamut ~/programming]%