Are you going to enforce the rule, or not?
SmartAleq, if you’re suggesting that Carol should suck on an exhaust pipe until the point of asphyxiation, then I’ll note that such a request is against the rules of this forum. Please don’t do it again.
You’re funny. 
So, he’s funny and I’m a jerk.
When you inserted yourself into this thread, your first post said
You added nothing to the discussion.
Your next post said
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So, what did you add to this thread?
And, just to clarify, I’m not posting any of this as a moderator on the Boards.
I truly don’t see what you’re on about.
I personally(no hint of any employment on this Board), think you shoud suck on an exhaust pipe until you vomit out some of your bile. I don’t want you to die. I don’t wish that on any poster. But, if you got a near-death experience out of it(sorry, DT) then that would be OK.
Definitely not the proper amount of "d"s in the cussword. 
Seriously, people, if the evidence we have is to be believed, there’s no way a conviction was coming out of this.
There may not even have been enough to establish all the elements of a homicide, much less a murder.
There are actual outrageous things to get all recreational on.
Yes, because you don’t enforce the rules equally. Wishihg death oh another poster is not alllowed, right?
Looks like you made up for the missing “d” with an extra “l.” Pretty funny for the drive-by threadshitter making fun of another’s spelling.
And these days, with the advent of the catalytic converter, it is unlikely that sucking on an exhaust pipe would kill you. It would probably just render you unconscious and give you a heck of a headache.
So unless he asked you whether you had an exhaust pipe from a pre-1975 model year car on which to suck, which the court reporter informs me he did not, then he was probably only wishing you mild to moderate discomfort.
Can we be warned for wishing mild to moderate discomfort on people? Can I get a mod ruling?
No mod ruling here, but that’s a hell of an ignorant thing to say. Exhaust fumes have carbon monoxide, which is poisonous and lethal in large enough concentration.
You are not well liked here. Nor am I. I don’t give a shit but you scored a point with Giraffe, (and that was a perfect example of non-biased moderation BTW Kudos) and you shit it away, you dumbfuck.
Which large concentration is NOT going to be achieved by wrapping one’s lips around an exhaust pipe.
Get a GRIP, man.
Fair enough. The catalytic converter efficiency is much higher than I thought, so ignorance fought for me too.
But if you suck on it you’ll breath all 1% of it in. Even if you pass out before reaching critical toxicity levels, still dangerous. I was reacting to the “headache” comment. That’s not something I would be comfortable saying, is all.
From the general voter roles, same as a regular jury summons.
I don’t know you from Adam’s off-ox*World Wide Words: Adam’s off ox , but why are you not liked here?
Still, its a thought! A special category of poster, someone with a comprehensive knowledge of The Rules…all the rules, not just the Cliff Notes version, the complete Protocols of the Elders of Cecil…and they would be specially empowered to patrol threads and ensure that the mods are in strict compliance.
We could call them the Mod Squad!
Well then, I would nominate you, Lib and Sam. But then that would be the Odd Squad. 
Cool, with me, but don’t think** Lib** will go for anything short of God Squad.
sam–darling: That’s CairoCarol who’s got an extra piano now, not a suburb of Chicago not known for anything remarkable in any way whatsoever except for it might have gender issues.
How can anyone think that procussions is not a typo? Maybe that Chicago suburb is ground zero for CO damaged folk?
Lucy–there’s a Sod Squad joke somewhere in my head, but it won’t birth itself… 
“Green side up, dammit! Green side up!”
Now that’s some godamn funny shit there. You remember the one where the ignorant shirtless redneck’s head breaks through the wooden fence? Imagine him yelling procedure to the other cop. Too too funny.
Why I swan, Mr Giraffe, you know I would never wish such a thing. I was thinking more of third degree burns on the lips and the mental image of Carol Stream deep throating the bidness end of of a late model Honda Civic fart cannon, tiny hands with stubby fingers grasping desperately to shove every last inch into his/her/its puckered little piehole.
Truly, isn’t that enough? It brings a tiny tear to my eye, it does.
Oh, and Carol? When you get done with that Civic I’m sure there’s a leper colony that needs oral servicing, a place where those puffy, blistered lips would get just the kind of workout they so richly deserve and so obviously are pining for. With modern day antibiotics I doubt you’d catch so much as a sniffle, but think of the extra parts you could bring home for later!
Wishing death indeed. Some people need to get a grip. On a Honda Civic fart cannon!