It's Raining Rants (Hallelujah) - April mini-rants

Alternatively, you can tap your wall, free honey.

Sometimes you can call a beekeeper instead of an exterminator. But you don’t want to leave them in there any longer than necessary.

Two reactions: [Amazon](Summer Cooling Vest with 20 PCS Ice packs for Teens,Men and Women, Fishing,Cycling,Running,Cooking,Gardening,Motorcycle Amazon.com) is your friend, and … why the hell didn’t anyone tell me these even existed when I was sweltering in Texas.

Err, sorry, the link is kinda messed up. I’m tired.

I actually own a mosquito net suit (which doesn’t really work). Nothing else I wear is going to startle the neighbors. Because I can’t be in the sun for any amount of time, I’m always in a broad-brimmed hat, long-sleeved shirt, and gardening gloves if I’m out there for more time than it takes to pick up the paper and check the mail. I’ve become that old lady on the block.

It was enough to allow me to find them easily on Amazon, thank you.

Today is my forst gym day, so its special needs rambo today. Ill probably order one when i get home !

If the mosquito suit doesn’t keep you from getting bitten, it will at least keep you from getting pregnant!

Do you have a rocking chair and shotgun on the porch?

You can also go to your local motorcycle shop and ask about cooling vests there. Harley gear is very pricey, but excellent quality - plus you will be able to try stuff on before putting money out on it.

Youre a genius! Cheers!

Oh, I’m not the “get off my lawn” old lady neighbor; I’m the “oh, god, don’t make eye contact or she’ll be talking to us for half an hour” one!

So, watching CNN because of the local shooting of a Black kid in Kansas City (see the ‘Stupid Gun news of the day’ thread).

They flip to a reporter ‘live in Los Angeles’. Sadly, this sort of thing is common enough that there is no point in flying a reporter out here, but who the fuck cares that the reporter is ‘live’ or in Los Angeles?

The “live at the scene” reporter has been carried to idiotic lengths by TV newscasts. It’s 10 p.m. on a January night and they have some poor schmuck shivering outside a darkened courthouse or school that closed hours ago - for what? Record a little footage during the day when there’s some activity! Hell, use file footage of the place in question. If the newsworthy event is no longer happening and there’s no visual trace of it, it’s not “live” news, is it?

I have a PET scan scheduled at 7:30. Transport picks me up at 6:45.

Guess who’s up, cleaned, and dressed NOW.

So not a morning person. And I’m parched, to boot.

The mentally unstable* adult son of the upstairs neighbors tried to commit suicide-by-cop yesterday. County PD managed to talk him down and led him away in cuffs. I sure hope the parents get him the help that he needs rather than continue trying to manage him themselves.




*He has a history of seeing lights that aren’t there and has heard crying babies that don’t exist. I know this because he’s tried to get us involved in his delusions on multiple occasions.

dont call an extermiator call a bee keeper. 1) we need bees 2) an exterminator will not remove the hice so you have a food source hiding in your walls for any passing critter.

My project has a big problem I don’t know how to solve. And some smaller questions I don’t know how to answer or even who would answer them and my shutdown starts on the 29th and I am PANIC. Panic is not helpful in this or any situation. So I’d like to stop now. But no. Just panic.

Another day where I drag my ass into the office and nobody else is there. Given how completely unnecessary it is for me to be here, why can’t I just go home and be alone there? At least Spouse Weasel is there.

FYI, Boss: I had to run to my home office to get ________*, and I started working on the Jablonski Project there… and I was getting so much more done that I’m assuming you’d rather I work from my remote office for the rest of the (day/week/month)… and get the Jablonski Project done on time.

Putting everything on Do Not Disturb, gotta make the deadline! Call me next week if you must.

Your fellow soldier in the trenches,
Weaselly

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*the tertiary paper documents / the blackmail video / a #2 pencil …

I am in so much pain right now. A headache started last night, 24 hours ago and my left eye was aching too. These were the first MS symptoms I experienced before my diagnosis, except thr right eye.

Naturally i was shitting myself, I finally fell asleep with an ice pack around my head. I woke up with decreased pain, but it ramped up after 2 hours, so I left family lunch and saw the optometrist. My left optic nerve is ok, however theres something wrong between my cornea and iris. Im experiencing some double vision too.

Optometrist sent a report to my GP and my GP called me at 5 pm. He wants me to see a neurologist tomorrow as im so recently diagnosed. I am going to call them tomorrow in the hope i can have a phone consultation or there’s a cancelation i can take.

Ive chosen a treatment plan, but need to have some vaccinations, tests, and possibly more scans before I can begin.

I do realise my privilege in having the optometrists and my gp available instantly. But, this is new and this is a terrifying day.

I am in SO MUCH PAIN!! My head feels like its been hit with an axe, from eye to neck. I have taken all of the pain medication I safely can. I cant take any anti inflammatory meds, at least no nsads (spelling?).

I had to work for 1 hour yesterday, tried to find a cooling vest over the phone for 45 mins, then went to a motorbike and a tradespeople shop that sells safety gear, to no avail and that took about 30 mins.

Popped to the supermarket and had to use a trolley as a walking aid. I felt a weird zap sensation in my leg, then it felt like blood was dripping down my leg from the zap site. That probably took 30 minutes including the short drive home.

I saw my dad and watched an episode of our favourite show together, probably visited him for 1.5 hours. My best mate was with me all day, so I had help all day too.

So, less than 5 hours, but fuck me it zapped all of my power. I’m paying for it today.

Im fucking terrified that this could get worse at any moment.

I’m optimistic by nature and strive to acknowledge pockets of joy in my day. Today I bought my 2 greyhounds to my bestie’s to meet her 2 King Charles Cavileres. It was beautiful! The female cav, Gidget has a crush on my Norman and shadowed him

My other grey, Victor, more often called Snozzy spent some time patiently dealing with the 6 month old cav, Nova timidly checking out the biggest dog hes ever seen. Snozzy also invested a good deal of time visiting all of his humans for pats and praise. True to form, he needed a nap after such exertion, so he checked out the house, chose his preferred bed and had a nap.

A friend’s dad texted me asking if he could borrow my trailer. No problem. The reason he needs my trailer? He wants to hall some lumbar. :roll_eyes:

Oof. :woman_facepalming: