Yes, an actual, living rat operated by remote control.
Looks wireless to me.
Ideal pet for Christopher Reeve? Abomination to be destroyed? Lifesaving pioneer?
Do you want a robopet?
Technology offshoots: it stays “neutral” in your pet, which has a GPS linked “Pet Palm” embedded in it’s collar. If it strays too far, the GPS orders it home, along a “pet friendly route”.
Hell, make it stop at the PDQ, call the clerk over the cell phone in the Pet Palm in the collar with a valid credit card number, and have it haul a cart home! With GPS, you don’t even have to teach it to find the liquor store the first time.
Am I evil?