Tonight I get to change the lives of 3 people who have never seen The Godfather.
In honor of this, I composed the following, to the tune of The Brady Bunch theme song (mostly):
It’s the story
of a man named Vito,
who was boss of a very scary crew.
But his son Sonny,
has some rage issues.
Next son Fredo
is a bit of a nebbish.
Sister Connie had poor taste in men.
So it’s up to Michael
and orphan Tom Hagen
to make things work out in the end.
There’s a part one and a part two and that’s all!