And don’t take the hooker bit seriously. I only meant that you are entirely too easy to flirt with, since we talk on the phone so much. I’ve never flirted with Nocturne (or bobkitty either for that matter) so there’s more mystery involved there.
bobkitty, if you joined us, we could have a threesome!
Then again, if hardy joined us, we could have a foursome! The more, the merrier, right?
Hey, it’s all good. So, Crunchy… nice dark corner you’ve got here. 
Hey, I’m back, did anyone miss me? I had to take Weirddave out to dinner for fixing my car. I offered him a blowjob, but he said he’d rather have dinner. shrug
Dammit! Why did I have to go to school? I could have been here with you lovely people. 
Ah, well, I will find someone to flirt with me. Anyone up for the challenge?
I may not be able to fix your car, but if you need any electrical work done keep me in mind, 'kay?
Foursomes are for golf. Flirting should be one on one don’t you think hardy?
…Ginger is all alone here…
Ginger, I am all alone and haven’t been flirted with yet. Although, the OPer should be flirted with in their thread, I think.
So why are you lovely ladies waiting to be flirted with? I happen to know a lot of guys who like aggressive women. Besides, the men may be too overwhelmed by your beauty to initiate the conversation.
Crunchy, honey, where have you been all of my thread?
:winks:
*earphones on and eyes dilated from a recent optometrist’s visit, Cranky wanders in, unfortunately unaware that anyone is in the room. She casually lifts her shirt, yanks down her bra, whips out a pair of tweezers, and by feel alone begins plucking stiff black hairs from around her nipples.
(singing along out-of-tune to music on her CD player)…* Ohhhhh Mandy! You came and you GAVE without TAKING! But I sent you awaaaaay, OOooooh MANDY!
[hijack]
Welcome to the Steamy World of Crunchy Frog Phone Calls…
Moisten as he talks about his balls…Twenty six autographed ones…
Revel in the eroticism as he pounds home…the score of the Cardinals game
Enjoy the esctasy as he forcefully…curses out his computer
And for your kinky tastes, he may suprise you with…a belch or a loud “ouch” as he cracks his neck
Heard enough or must have more?
Call 1-900-FRG-BALZ. That fictional number is 1-900-FRG-BALZ
[sub]Hooker-Sister? WTF, Is this Chinatown? After all, what should I expect from a Cards fan? [/sub]
::Nicklz walks through slowly, glances at **dlgirl[/d] with a certain seductive smile and a wink;)::
And thanks to hardygrrl’s post, I doubt I’ll see much more flirting in this thread…
And I don’t belch on the phone [sub]often[/sub].
::Blushing deeply, dlgirl tries to smile back but she flusters and drops her drink on the floor::
I hope you’re happy hardygrrl. It looks like Nocturne’s been scared off. I hope bobkitty’s not so easily startled.
::In an effort to redeem himself, Crunchy quickly learns a Latin phrase. Sauntering to bobkitty, he looks in her eyes and says::
Rosa rubicundior, lilio candidior, omnibus formosior, semper in te glorior.
Nah. Heck, I do a hell of a lot worse than that.
But I do have to head off toward the den of sin… I mean, my bedroom. Early morning tomorrow, and I leave Thursday morning for Las Vegas so I need my beauty sleep.[sub]mmmmm… three days and nights of drunken debauchery… anyone want to join me?[/sub]
Here’s a snuggle and a little smooch to tide you over til tomorrow. Have a good evening!
-BK
::just as she’s about to head off, bobkitty hears… THOSE WORDS!!! EEEP!::
::there’s a resounding ‘thunk’ as bobkitty passes out on the floor.::
Ah well. Guess I’m sleeping here tonight. Now, don’t anyone take advantage of me while I’m passed out!