Well, at 10AM, when they open, because I’ve learned that calling the “emergency number” does no freaking good at all. So, at 10, I’m calling and giving them a piece of my mind.
What’s wrong, you may ask?
MY FREAKIN’ HOT WATER HEATER HAS GONE OUT AGAIN.
This will make the 4th time in 2 weeks(and last week doesn’t count because I was out of the country and city from Monday the 15th, to Sunday the 21st). So, in the last 9 days that I’ve actually been at home, I’ve had hot water for 5. Post will be fixing this today. There will be no more “we’re waiting for a part” or “the maintenance guy will be there in the morning”. Fuck you. This is my hot water we’re talking about. I pay ridiculuous amounts for living in this “luxury apartment complex”. The least you can do is respond promptly at the rare moments when I need maintenance. It really doesn’t happen that often.
Oh, and to the “complex manager”? You can french kiss my ass. The last time I spoke with you about this problem, you said it was fixed, and wouldn’t happen again. How about a new hot water heater, ok? I think that would fix it faster than anything else. Oh, wait-does that come off your bonus because it’s a cost to the property?? boo hoo. I have to live here.