It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

[tagos]

@Starving_Artist

Still, it would be easy enough for you or anyone else to test. Just squat down about as far relative to your height as Sandusky would have to for his, and try pumping away at a paper towel tube held in front of you.

Why am I not seeing the word ‘BANNED’ after this person’s name? He’s gone way beyond ‘entertaining moron’ to ‘seriously disturbing’ in this thread. Enough is enough. Kick his ass out of here.