It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

[Cheshire_Human]

@quixotic78

It’s only a matter of time before the respective properties of rubber and glue get invoked, I suppose.

Here. We’ll let Marley23 do it from another thread:

@Marley23

Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!

In Latin, no less.