Now that’s a perfectly cromulent use of the word ‘asshole’.
Why would Joe Paterno imagine perversions like Jerry Sandusky anally raping young boys in the first place?
I mean after McQueary reported it to him, obviously.
I don’t think for one minute that he believes the infamous paper towel tube is evidence of anything. I believe he invented it originally simply to troll posters into trying it themselves and posting about it.
Although that didn’t really work out, he has since established that all he has to do to keep this thread going is to repeatedly claim that this so-called test, which he admits he has never tried himself, somehow proves that Paterno had done all that was necessary regarding the story McQueary reported to him.
If, as seems to be the case, pretty much everyone disagrees with this evaluation, why is this thread still going? Does it make any sense to spend weeks arguing with a madman ranting on a street corner? Same thing, IMO.
Because it’s fun to poke the moron with sticks?
I suggest SA spend the weekend fucking various other implements, preferably rusty ones at that – we’re all tired of screwing paper tubes.
Oh, hey it’s your nickel; feel free to keep on keepin’ on. This thing really has gotten repetitive, though.
Yeah, this thing really has gotten repetitive, though.
Wait a minute. Are you saying it’s gotten a bit repetitive?
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I’ve boasted many times of the perfect cromulence of the paper towel tube test and I do so again here.
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Hmm, maybe not, then.
I think we’ve gotten sidetracked and lost in the weeds.
I think we should start over, clean slate.
Starving Artist, I think you should go first by stating your current position.
After McQueary reported what to JVP, specifically?
He reported something?
First I’ve heard about it!
20/20 full video: Victim 1 Aaron Fisher tells Central Mountain HS he is being sexually abused by Jerry Sandusky: #SMSS http://abcn.ws/QxTThh
After he reported to JoaPa that he witnessed possible sexual abuse of a child in the shower.
I’m with NoLittlePlans on this one.
After 114 pages, you would think we would have heard about this “McQueary report” thing.
But suddenly you are introducing this brand new thing almost a year later.
Good catch NLP.
Yeah, that certainly changes my opinion of Starkers! I’m gonna run right out and get myself a paper towel tube! I’ve been so blind…
FWIW…
POST-SENTENCE MOTIONS
- The Defendant submits the Court erred in denying defense counsel’s objection to the introduction of computer-generated drawings depicting alleged Victim 2 in the shower on Penn State University Campus standing on a platform, thus depicting the alleged Victim 2 as being considerably taller than the person whom Mike McQueary said he allegedly saw in the shower with the Defendant on February 1, 2001.
Damn! There goes the paper towel tube’s perfectly cromulent proof!
Time to fuck more gadgets, SA. Quick!
Hey, Starving, see what I did there? I went away for three days and not only did I not announce I was leaving, I didn’t announce it five or six times.