That might be the first thing you’ve said that I actually agree with.
I’ll be sure to make a note in my diary.
Wow, and then when your diaries are published and sold to an eagerly awaiting public years from now - or perhaps even sooner than that if you commit a school shooting or something - I’ll get some small measure of fame.
Exciting.
Slightly off-topic: Will Jerry Sandusky and Fred Phelps be roommates in Hell?
Too soon?
Well, Sandusky’s not dead yet so… yes.
Well, I doubt you’ll be mentioned in any books trying to rehabilitate Paterno, since you’ve done him more harm than good, so… enjoy.
That’s why I added the “will.”
The future is always full of promise.
Not that I’m any kind of theological scholar, but I had the impression everyone in Hell are roommates. Must be, er…you know, when one needs to go to the toilet.
In one of the greatest WTF moments in recent history, the NCAA has basically undone all the penalties given to Penn State. Story here.
If there was any doubts about where the NCAA sets its priorities, they should be gone now.
I’m happy that Penn State gets the wins back. That part seemed pretty stupid.
Penn State: The only university where you can major in minors.
Q: Where do you go after four years at Penn State?
A: State Penn
Q: When is bedtime at Penn State?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Penn State, DuBois
Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at Penn State?
A: They don’t. They look the other way.
Q: Why does Penn State prefer to be losing at halftime?
A: They like it when you’re a little behind in the locker room.
It’s important to realize none of these children were raped on the field during games.
Any bets on when Paterno’s statue goes back on display on campus?
No, not exactly during games . . .
You didn’t know about Penn State’s unique halftime shows?
Are they still selling Peachy Paterno at the PSU ice cream store?
Do they involve reenactments with cardboard tubes?
Please tell me you made that up.
NCAA: National Child Abuse Advocates.
True, but the complete lack of accountability of the athletic department makes them complicit. Penn St still appears to have its head in the sand regarding the whole thing.