“She always said - don’t play ball in the house.”
“Lookin’ good, Mister Kot-tair!”
“Sorry about that, chief.”
“I hate when that happens.”
“Hey Looooossseeeeee, I’m home!”
“You rang?”
“Stifle yourself!”
“You’ve got to nip it in the bud. Nip it!!”
“Dyn-o-mite!”
“Whooooooaaaa Bundy!”
The Brady Bunch
Welcome Back Kotter
F Troop
SNL
I Love Lucy
Addams Family
All in the Family
??
Good Times
Married… with Children
“Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.”
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
[QUOTE]
Originally posted by ChiefScott:
**okatym –
Don’t forget to “transport to Rampart immediately.” Trixie gave such good advice.
I think the nurse’s name was Dixie. Trixie was the girl in Speed Racer, the sister of Spridle. The only other Dixie I know of on TV was those cartoon “meeses”, Pixie and Dixie. I forgot the cat’s name.
I have watched way too many cartoons in my life.
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren Zevon
You’re of course correct, AzureHorsey.
“Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.”
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
Gilligan posted a list of standard lines including:
“Sorry about that, Chief”
Chief Scott identified the show as “F Troop”.
I suspect the correct answer was Don Adams, Agent 86, in “Get Smart”.
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
We have a Martha Stewart one at our house, too. Once she was showing how to make tea (yes, TEA) and as if that wasn’t complicated enough in itself, she added “If you’d like it sweeter…try some sugar!” In an astoundingly sincere voice. We use a variation of this to state the stupidly obvious. (e.g. "If you’d like it wetter, try some WATER!)
Also, a favorite Buddy Lee commercial was the one when the dingy lady went “Wait a minute, that’s not my car…THAT’S my car!” I use that whenever I space out on something totally obvious. (Like the time I tried for about 10 minutes to put the beef flavoring lid on the garlic salt bottle, before realising the correct lid was sitting on the counter in front of me.)
She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jumpsuit on – she’s also a telephone
Maybe one day I’ll feel her cold embrace, and kiss her interface – until then, I’ll leave her alone
Oh, this is not good. ChiefScott missed two TV trivia questions.
The Singing Nun requires him to say ten Hail Marys and watch five episodes of Starsky and Hutch as penance.
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren Zevon
Typically used when some mundane task that should take a few minutes devolves into an epic struggle against all the malevolent gods of nature and technology, with no end in sight.
Barney Fife, on The Andy Griffith Show
TT
“It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.”
–James Thurber
Back to the origonal question.
Because it sounds good?
When my husband and I see something we like on TV (such as food or a nice car, etc.), we’ll make like Homer Simpson when he’s really enjoying something. I don’t know if I can spell it, but he always has his tongue hanging out of his mouth like he’s drooling and throatily says, “aaauuuugggghhh”.
“Don’t look at me–I’m irrelevant.”