I've always wanted to......

I’ve always wanted to get really bright pink hair extensions like that poster with the four word name (um…, it’s something like “Buck Minister Stately Buick”?) But I have a real job. Maybe when I go back to get a grad degree…

…own a bright yellow car with the license plate “NOTATAXI.”

…do voiceovers. Not necessarily commercials or radio, but announcements on voicemail systems. People at my old job always told me how good our department’s voicemail message sounded, and I’ve always wanted to inflict my dulcet tones on others.

…learn Portuguese. What a lovely, mellifluous language.

And I echo Kilty on the piloting thing.

Well, just as long as you aren’t bitter. :smiley:

Skidive

Dye my hair burgandy with a pink stripe.

Live on a houseboat

Go to all the places my father talked about in the many stories he told of his adventures.

And I wouldn’t mind a suprise party either.

I’ve always wanted to…

Learn to speak Italian, and go visit the cousins I’ve never met in Genoa.

Be a genetecist. I could happily spend my days staring into a microscope. I just don’t get the math, dammit.

Sit at the final table of the 7 Stud event of the World Series of Poker. This one WILL happen, dammit.

…see the midnight sun.

…drive in a demolition derby.

…have a speaking movie role (even if it’s just one or two lines).

…see the Poe toasting.

Ever since the US invaded Afghanistan to drive out the Taliban, I’ve had the nearly uncontrollable urge to dress all of the tacky home-garden statuary (lawn-gnomes, cement geese, lawn-jockeys and the like) in our neighborhood in burqhas.

Go to the laundromat, fill one of the driers with superballs, watch mesmerized until the right moment comes to throw the door open and unleash my superball terror!

get my pilots license

go up in a hot air baloon

ride the vomit comet and experience weightlessness OR actually go into space=)

work in a movie in some capacity so I could join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

Have a job working at home doing telephone customer service … had a roommate who worked doing tarot for Psychic Friends Network for a few months, it was neat but I can’t lie and claim to be psychic so it wouldnt work=\