You’re in Iceland? Yikes!
I would add, “This is the greatest employee – nay, human being – in all of Iceland. In fact, he’s more like a superhuman when it comes to business. Without him, your company will surely fail and your life will end in misery. But with him, you will be the envy of all – and the success of your country!”
Seriously though, good luck with that. Sorry things are so rough over there.