I've found the next Eurovision victor

and his name is Alf Poier from Austria.

http://www.eurovision.tv/public/participants/23309.html

Multiple-time Karl winner.

“My song is a hymn to individualism and against collectivism. I am in favour of balls and against circles, for corners and against edges, for every tree and not the generalisation of a forest.”

Plus, his video is bizarre, with most of the backup being cardboard cutouts.

http://video.eirovizija.lv/clip.asp?cat=2&subcat=1&index=25&quality=100#25

Move over various other Eurovision loosers! Move over orange girl from Germany, other girls (Turkey’s girl), move over Israeli guy, move over Tatu, move over RUFFUS. (Ruffus is my #2 pick for “The 80s are coming back”)

I will concentrate my powers of good luck and all that to make Alf Poier the top dawg in the pound.

I’m sure somebody here has to follow Eurovision. I am behind Alf, but I am sure somebody else has to dissent from this in order to cheer for another person.