Ingo, I promise not to snitch any of your cookies…I made 5 dozen on Christmas Day…but the kind I made were for fur people…cut into shapes, but not frosted…they don’t taste bad…just a little crunchy…peanut butter dog biscuits
Look over there!
69 cookies!
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Doing my part to keep the Pit family friendly!
what?
This is the Straight Dope Pit! You want friendly, go to 4-chan.
Still enough cookies left for a Cookie Monster type sustained assault!! Cookie, cookie, cookie!!!1111!!
54 cookies left.
Am I the ONLY one here who gets the meme/Jay-Z reference?
Hilarious! I got 99 cookies cuz the bitch ate one… BRILLIANT.
That be a rapper? If so, no thanks!
It started as a rap song, but now it’s an internet meme.
Bwa ha ha. My girlfriend JUST made a bunch of Christmas cookies, and boy are they tasty.
YOINK! You’ve got 53 cookies that aren’t as good as hers.
Ah. I guess that one hasn’t hit Very Demotivational yet. Or, I haven’t been paying attention.
Well, then, YOU should be sharing! (she says around bites of pumpkin pie).
Off to MPSIMS with you and your damnable cookies!
LOOK! A christmacorn!
Nice tin of 52 cookies, by the way.
munch munch mun
RASIN?! You bastard.
Thanks for the cookie!
51
Well, now Miller is the answer to the question, Who Moved My Cookies?
LOOK, BEHIND YOU ! - It’s ELVIS !
<yoink>
fitty left
Carry the one …
49 left!
Oooh, I could use a cookie about now. <swipe>
48 left.
My mother-in-law referred to Cookie Monster once as “Blue Elmo.”
I’m claiming a cookie in return for this anecdote.
47 left.
Being pre-diabetic and all, I don’t often eat cookies. But since I just came back from a run, my body can metabolize THIS cookie with ease!
Enjoy your other 46 cookies.
-D/a
Oh, look!! Santa Claus!
:sneaks a cookie:
45 left!