:: saunters past ::
swipe
44 left…
Oooo! Cookie!
munch
Life, universe, everything, and cookies.
YOINK 42
Just passing through… :whistles:
:snitch:
41!
Mmmm, just had supper, could use some dessert.
40!
NNNNnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrr (pluck) RRRRRROOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!
Thanks!
39
Thank you Lord, a half empty cookie plate for the cookies my sister-in-law sent.
51
Make that 38.
(I mostly opened this thread to make a 99 Problems joke, but then the OP already had, and now I’m sad, so I’ll take another damn cookie to make myself happy again.)
Takes one to make it an even three dozen…36
Do they have nuts? Better check . . .
This one doesn’t.
- Gratuitous rap comment about putting nuts in sigmagirl’s mouth deleted *
Ewwwwww.
:whilst everyone is looking about to see who said that…:
~swiperoo~
…and …gone!
(34)
I’m just having lunch, so I suppose I can swipe one for after lunch.
33!
I know I shouldn’t be greedy and have two but I just had a nice, healthy dinner and I deserve a cookie, dammit!
Hahaha.
Look, Douglas Adams!
<swipe>
31 cookies.
Hmm…I think I should send a second one down to check on the first and make sure its all right. (30)
Worried about why the second had yet to report in, I sent a third down. (29)
I finally sent a fourth to head off the third at a pass, team up to get the second to pull itself together, and together they would find the first. (28)
I dont think the 4th got that, so I sent a fifth to explain it better (27) and a sixth for moral support (26).
2 Baker’s Dozen left.
Here, you can have one of mine. They’re all a little crispy round the edges.
Back up to 27 
Thanks for the cookie! <running away> 
26 now!
I like 'em crispy around the edges.
25!
There’s still cookies left? I better take another one and get us down to 2 dozen…
Mmm…
24!