I've got a brilliant idea that means I'll never have to work again!

I hate working. It makes me feel like my soul is being sucked away. It takes up all my time. It takes away all my creativity
. It sucks!

But I’ve got a plan. I’m gonna get a big gnarly tattoo on my face. Then no one will ever hire me! Yeah, I’ll be disfigured, and yeah, I’ll be poor, but at least I won’t be sacrificing my soul for material comfort. I’ve been thinking about a pretty design of flowers arranged to look like a hammer and sickle on my left cheek. That way, it’ll be so offensive that I won’t even be able to work as a mechanic or something like that.

Okay, so it isn’t actually a good idea. But it is a mighty attractive one.

Sometimes those are the best kind. :smiley:

Maybe you could get a big, gnarly tattoo, of, say, the Coca-Cola logo and get Coke to pay you for being a walking billboard for them.

Y’know, Darth Maul’s entire body was tattooed. Maybe you could have that done, get some horns installed, and permanently work for George Lucas. :smiley:

Wouldn’t it be easier to marry a rich woman?

even sven, being female, may not be interested in marrying a woman. However, though we hail from the same 'hood, I don’t know her (dang it). She might.

And even, they would still hire you at Hot Topic or International Imports.


Tattos would cost money.
just scratch a swastika on your forehead.

trust me when I say that no one will hire you.

You could always try this, heh heh heh.

Just be more careful, eh?