I hate working. It makes me feel like my soul is being sucked away. It takes up all my time. It takes away all my creativity
. It sucks!
But I’ve got a plan. I’m gonna get a big gnarly tattoo on my face. Then no one will ever hire me! Yeah, I’ll be disfigured, and yeah, I’ll be poor, but at least I won’t be sacrificing my soul for material comfort. I’ve been thinking about a pretty design of flowers arranged to look like a hammer and sickle on my left cheek. That way, it’ll be so offensive that I won’t even be able to work as a mechanic or something like that.
Okay, so it isn’t actually a good idea. But it is a mighty attractive one.
Sometimes those are the best kind. 
Maybe you could get a big, gnarly tattoo, of, say, the Coca-Cola logo and get Coke to pay you for being a walking billboard for them.
Y’know, Darth Maul’s entire body was tattooed. Maybe you could have that done, get some horns installed, and permanently work for George Lucas.
Wouldn’t it be easier to marry a rich woman?
even sven, being female, may not be interested in marrying a woman. However, though we hail from the same 'hood, I don’t know her (dang it). She might.
And even, they would still hire you at Hot Topic or International Imports.
no.
Tattos would cost money.
just scratch a swastika on your forehead.
trust me when I say that no one will hire you.
You could always try this, heh heh heh.
Just be more careful, eh?