**Constipation. Help me out, folks…
Don’t flush tampons you moron! **
Help convince me that I did NOT see a ghost today
**Ask the guy who is hiding in your bushes. **
Deaf or Blind?
Baby boy’s name dilemma
Um, how about neither of those?
** Female Dopers, have you ever douched? Why?
Why have most Discussion Boards dried up? **
** Unusual medical procedures you’ve had or will have
I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads**
Ah, so you’ve had a lobotomy.
So … Vegemite tastes just like…
Jewish Dopers- what are you having for Rosh Hashanah?
Huh, most people say Jewish Dopers taste like chicken. In any case, they’re appropriate for Rosh Hashanah.
From “New Posts”
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“Lest We Forget”
Nazi human skin lampshades **
Um, I don’t think I need that much reminding, thanks.
Are people (as a group) actually stupid?
Ask the guy who’s hiding in your bushes.
'Nuff said.
My boy has forgotten how to talk
Mormon Bishop Murdered in California
Yeah, sure, he “forgot” how to talk. How convenient.
Kittens + monkeys = win
Why does my cat do this?
Because if she can get her kittens and monkeys to cooperate, they won’t need US anymore, they’ll have access to hands on their own!
Why does my cat do this?
My vet might as well keep my debit card
The future of the Republican party looks…
3 bedrroms 5 bathrooms, 2 bedrooms 4 bathrooms!??
So there will be two or three permanent party members who live in the same house, but each will have their own bedroom and bathroom, plus two extra bathrooms for guests.
A Different and Better World
Arriving in Toronto by bus.
Weird Al Yankovic isn’t funny
Help me out, please…who IS funny?
Clueless Car Salesmen
Hello. I am a racist.
“It comes in every color but black.”
**Foods that are great (or not) really because of texture, not taste.
Fruitcake **
NOT!
**Oddest place you’ve caught others having sex
Fruitcake
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The place, or the person?
**Redundancy is driving me crazy and insane
Oh shit! Another gulf rig explodes! **
Redundancy is driving me crazy and insane
Escaping from a mental facility
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** To flush or not to flush… your tampons
The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread
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Don’t flush–rinse and reuse
** So do I hock my wedding ring?
The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread **