I've got a secret!

You’re Spartacus?

You broke the bank at Monte Carlo?

You left the cake out in the rain?

You found a cure for the summertime blues?

You’re secretly stalking Jodie Foster?

You put the alien head in the duck’s abdomen last week?

The city bought you a shiny new fire truck?

No clue, boy.


Whatever it is, I knew it.

Did you convert to Judaeism?

You like to press wild flowers?

You like to wear high heals, suspendies and a bra?

Pffffft. Big deal. I’ve got two secrets. ;j ;j

Kalhoun, Post Two, missy!!

NCB, you clearly do not have a secret. You are either keeping a secret or you know a secret, but you may never actually have a secret.

Ok, enough nonsense. How bout posting a pic?

You’ve got a brand new combine harvester?

You’ve got a new job?

You’re moving to Utah?

You’ve joined a cult and now know the end of the world is happening next Thursday?

You made a bet that you could get 50 responses to a thread with no topic?

You posted this in the wrong forum?

Your seeing eye dog is really blind?

You got killed before you could finish the OP?

You’re very drunk?

You forgot you posted this thread?


Page 86?


You put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

You know what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

You shot JFK?

You know where Hoffa is buried?

You know what happened to Judge Crater?

You know whatever happened to Baby Jane?

You’re actually Elethiomel, and not Zakalwe as we’ve thought all along?


But I spelled it different! Does that count?? :wink:

You know the way to San Jose?

You set up us the bomb?

You left your heart in San Francisco?

You are it?

You stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Your the Zodiac Killer ?

And you’d have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!

You have a secretion?

I believe his secret was that he knew his thread wasn’t going to last very long. At least not without an OP more meaty than the current one. (But it did make it twelve hours–which is pretty good.)

Sorry, NoClueBoy, we need something more substantial for a thread; however, when you’re ready to share the secret, please feel free to start a new thread.