Gilligan or Erkel?
Gilligan.
There’s nothing Erkel could do or create that Gilligan couldn’t screw up.
I dunno, but throw Urkel in there and you got yourself a competition!
My bad.
Thanks.
Let’s make it a threeway.
Let’s throw in Pee Wee Herman.
How does that change things?
The words “threeway” and “Pee Wee Herman” shall never be used together again.
NEVER.
Is there a porn theatre available?
Who or what is Urkel?
While we’re dedicated to fighting ignorance, I suggest that in this instance we all agree to forego that pledge and not explain. It’s really for the best. IMHO.
I think that if you’re going to include Pee Wee, we need to throw in George Michael and Hugh Grant.
Barney Fife.
If he’s prepared.
If we keep this up we will have a royal rumble!
Still no clear winner though.
Urkel. He’s wily and smarter.
That was too weird. You know how sometimes you press next page here, and it messes up and says Page cannot be displayed?Well, it just did that, and there was a banner saying What show is Urkel from? :eek:
weird. Did I do that? 
Well, that was pretty unhelpful.
Urkel, if he’s prepared, takes them all. He has a transfomation chamber that he can use to transmogrify himself into a Bruce Lee clone.
Game over.
Exactly!
Urkel, no doubt.
His willy is smarter? How is such a thing measured? I wonder if Duran Duan would do a song about it…
Hey, look, if you picked up a glass and started to drink out of it when someone shouted, “Don’t drink that! It’s poison!” Would you continue to hold the glass to your lips and say, “Unless you tell me what kind of poison it is, I’m going to drink it.”? It’s the same thing with this.
Except that Gilligan took some parts off of the Transformation Chamber (sinister, Mad Doctor sounding machines get capitals, my friend) because he thought the Professor could use them to fix the radio, and he also stored a whole bunch of coconuts and bananas in there, so Urkel pops out as a coconut-banana cream pie.
Gilligan wins.
Aren’t we forgetting about Screech?