I've got the Call Center blues...

I started working in a call center for a very large hospital, scheduling appointments for patients in our specialty clinics. Our manager has no life whatsoever and I think she sits at home thinking of ways to annoy the agents here.

First, when a patient calls, we give our greeting and then listen to the callers request. We are REQUIRED to say, “Ok, I can help you with that”. Often times, after listening to the patients request, I’m not even sure if I CAN help the patient without doing some more research.

Another thing that we’re required to do on each call is verify the patients name, address, PCP, insurance (policy numbers included) and emergency contacts…and some of these patients have 3 phone numbers, and 2 or 3 emergency contacts! A lot of the patients are frequent callers and have to verify this information every single time they call (unless they refuse). But the clencher is…if someone calls just to ask a simple question, we are still supposed to get their name and DOB, then verify this information. It just seems like a useless waste of time. I’ve been told off so many times by patients who are sick of repeating this information over and over. I think it would be much easier if we could just say, “have their been any changes to your address, phone number or insurance since your last visit?”. I suggested this during our last meeting and was told by the manager that it is her goal to make sure that the mail department does not get any returned mail and we must verify this on each call…EACH call no matter what. So, if a pharmacy calls with a question about a prescription, we are supposed to ask the pharmacy employee to verify the patients information, and most of the time, it does not match what we have. So, we assume that what we have is wrong and put in the contact info that the pharmacy has. It just seems counter-productive to me.

Oh, and when a patient calls to schedule an appointment, we are never to say the words “next available” as in “my next available appointment is…”. She says it is not a customer friendly phrase.

And then, at the conclusion of the call, we are to ask, “is there anything else I can help you with?”. Apparently, the patients hear it as “can you repeat everything you just said to me about why you were calling?”

To make matters worse, my immediate supervisor is a micro-manager. She nit-picks on the silliest things, like once when she was monitoring a call, I told a patient that her appointment was at 2 o’clock. Supervisor was monitoring me and she said that I should have said “2 PM”. Duh, how many clinics are open at 2 AM? If the patient showed up at 2 AM for an appointment, they need more help than what we can provide. There was another time when a patient called to cancel an appointment. She said that her husband died, to which I said, “aww, I’m sorry to hear that”. Well, supervisor was monitoring me yet again and said that I didn’t sound sincere!! WTF? These were not write-ups or anything, just “observations” that she made.

My department is set up into several teams, and my team is the only team that has this no-life supervisor. When I first started, several co-workers asked me what team I was on and when I told them, they said, “Ooooh, sorry about that”.

And we can’t wear jeans or casual clothes. Shirt and tie for the male employees. We’re in a freaking call center!! Who’s gonna see us, except for our co-workers?

Only a few more months until I can transfer to another department. I dread coming to this place every morning, but I am glad to have a decent paying job I guess.

Ok, I feel better for getting this off my chest. :slight_smile:

I use to manage a call center and there are reasons for the script and to stick with it.

I thought at first, this is stupid, but when I did “free form” verus “script” I found everytime the customers were helped better.

Call center is very boring, repetitive work, but learn the script and just stick to it. Soon it will be second nature, like driving, you’ll do it without even realizing it.

It does make sense to say 2pm, not 2 o’clock, I see your side 100%, that is until some moron shows up at 2am. And believe me there are LOTS of them

I managed a call center where we found hotel rooms for passengers from airlines that got stranded at airports. Can you imagine that? Every single person calling you has missed their plane and stranded overnight. These people were in foul moods and everything was your fault.

These scripts are actually thought out well in advance, by research companies. I used to work in Six Signma and we used to do alot of testing, and even the stupid things like verifying addresses is a must, 'cause people simply don’t listen. And it’s a great way to recheck.

I remember in our call center, I got them to give up shirt and tie, and go to polo shirts and slacks. Then the agents wanted to wear jeans, then it was shorts.

My advice, times are tough, but they won’t always be. Just do what your told and accept it, even if it seems stupid.

A dress code isn’t all that unreasonable for any job. Just memorize your script and don’t question it. A call center is a very boring, repetative job. But just hold your ground for the $$ till something better comes along.

Your call center experience isn’t unique

I agree with this, and with the OP, but it doesn’t seem to agree with the rest of your post.

“free form” is better. Every time.

I work in a call center, and I agree that there are strong reasons for the script and in our cases, our stickler evaluations.

Because like Markxxx said, people are morons, and they don’t listen. I’ll also add that they can constantly change their story on you, and blame YOU for it, so it’s better to ask them the same critical question at least three times, and repeat their answer back to them, in order to make sure they’re really telling you the truth.

Hell, I’m the second tier of support. Customer calls today and tells the first tier something. Several times. Tells me the same thing, several times, through me reiterating it back to him to verify the issue. I get him over to another group that can help with that issue, and he immediately contradicts what he has just been insistently telling me and the first tier agent. Fucking dumbass. But I can’t tell you how many times that has happened, and how many times, contrary to our company’s pollyanna attitude expectations, where I’ve blurted out “Oh, if you’d have told me that before, I could have resolved that NN minutes ago!” (or something to that effect).

So if you’re dealing with medical issues and old people, especially in combination, I can totally see why they want to micromanage the call flow to ensure that what you get down is the truth rather than some senile twit’s “I’ll just tell her something to get past this point” crap.

Thank you for posting this. This represents the exact same feeling I have about my job. Yes, I know, I should be happy I have a job.

The second I quit, I’m going to scream, “I can’t help you with this!!!” at the top of my lungs.