Dr. Thorpe also pens the Your Band Sucks column, which isn’t all that funny this week (it’s about some R. Kelly thing) but he cracks me up about 90% of the time.
I meant to say this before:
What I (personally) find so amusing about that one that DOES look like Whoppi Goldberg, is that at one point in time as a youth, I read whatever comic that EXACT picture was taken from. I think it was one of those “Marvel Universe” things they put our every year that did a summary of all (or just the new?) characters. I remember seeing that picture and thinking “That looks just like Whoppi Goldberg!”
Because it DOES!
My husband and I read the story that included the bit on Dr. Bong several weeks ago, and now an exaggerated recitation of “Dude, there was a tie on the door!” will always be met with “duuuude” at our house.
I had to stop reading because I laughed so hard I got a headache. Thanks a lot! 
The instant that page loaded, I shouted out (to no one) “OH MY GOD!!! IT’S WHOOPI GOLDBERG!!!” Then I scrolled down and read the words “Whoopi Goldberg. Mexican samuri.”
That article was the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. I’ve got to read the other FashionSWAT articles.
I like the one for Vulture:
That was the first thing I thought too. Nearly fell of my chair when I scrolled down. 
Duh me. That was in response to Diceman. :smack:
Read the one for International Male. I think someone once linked that site here. It’s bad. The clothes are terrible. They’re so outrageous, even the most flaming Elton John wannabe would say, “Uh, that’s so not happening.”
“Why do I get the feeling that his wine glass is full of Vagisil?”
I love Something Awful.
Yeah, and his stuff on the Turkish “versions” of films such as Star Wars and ET is just cripplingly funny. I spent an afternoon at work paralysed in my chair; I couldn’t get up and face my colleagues 'cause of the tears of laughter running down my face.
Oh man this is good. How have I never checked out Something Awful before? I’ve seen it referenced, but just never went there. Now I’m hooked.
I especially liked the Black Condor’s “wrinkly-phallus-blaster.” And his possible sidekick names: The Red Bottom, The Flying Twink, Oily Lad and The Pink Bum.
I read that one last night. Good Lord those clothes are horrible. It’s like someone raided Liberace’s closet. Or maybe Dennis Rodman’s.
I laughed so hard the cats are hiding under the couch. I hurt. Ow. Ow.
(And, dude. Whoopi. I SO called that one even before I scrolled down to the first line of the review. hee)
Just checked out the Super Friends page on Seanbaby. Holy crap that is funny as hell. Must…get…back…to…work…look…later…